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Pope Demotivational Poster


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


THE EMPEROR OF CATHOLICISM - Finds your lack of faith disturbing


TAGS: pope emperor ratzinger palpatine
Rating: 4.14/5

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CrazyAlaskan - February 18, 2010, 1:38 pm
Ahahaha!!! perfect XD you get a 5 from me bro
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 8:42 pm
Even if the comparison is a tad cliche, he breathed some new life into it...hard to do with those fossils. 5 force choking lions out of five.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
The caption is pretty clever though.
Stickfodder - November 5, 2009, 7:28 pm
I think someone forgot their sarcasm tags.
agdaniele - May 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
Wow! Never seen that comparison before.


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?


POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !


TAGS: pope darth vader force compels
Rating: 3.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
Has anyone else accepted Luke Skywalker as their personal savior?
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
It is the Pope of the Empire I believe...
Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:47 am
Is that a Coptic or Greek Orthodox Pope??


I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH - disturbing.


TAGS: star wars pope
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:31 pm
Good poster. A needle in your haystack.


I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH -


TAGS: popeye kitty
Rating: 4.39/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:51 pm
I've always thought it was "Strong to the finich!" I guess I never have been a good listener!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:40 am
Very cute!
CleverUserName - May 13, 2011, 12:28 am
I'm Popeye the Sailor Cat -Mew Mew-


THE POPE - He's like a school hamster that gets replaced when the old one dies with the same name so the children won't cry.




AVE SATAN -


TAGS: pope catholic religion
Rating: 3.27/5


COME TO THE DARK SIDE - We have cookies!!


TAGS: dark side pope
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:18 pm
Funny.


HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.


TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.68/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am
Very good.


YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.


TAGS: pokerbrowneye pope rock
Rating: 2.43/5
thehattinninja - August 22, 2008, 4:37 pm
hells yeah


THE SPACE POPE - Better Than Your Pope In Every Conceivable Way




POPE BENEDICT AMIGO -




SUMMER -


TAGS: water balloon fight colorful balloons being poped
Rating: 4.74/5

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Cheesefrog1 - June 3, 2012, 10:24 pm
funny i like to boil mine
Hawamleh - June 2, 2012, 5:22 am
Missed ya ya crazy commie !
the1stCOMMI3 - June 1, 2012, 9:49 pm
not exactly, i landed a semiannual cruise internship, and now since im off, i pop in from time to time. Good to be back though.
caveman - June 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back commie's back
TheOne - June 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
5 frostbite bruises.


POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."


TAGS: pope benedict steps down catholic
Rating: 3.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2013, 2:48 pm
Lol!Nice.
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:32 pm
Forbidden fruits create many jams. 5L
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 7:26 pm
First laugh of the night. 5L, cynic


BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!




POPE PALPATINE - Something something something Dark Side. Something something something Vatican...


TAGS: pope palpatine star wars
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 11:24 pm
Ripoff from Family Guy.


SO HERE'S THE PLAN -




TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!


TAGS: pope toilet beer
Rating: 3.86/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:23 pm
Ahahahaha nice!


POPEYE - All those years of eating genetically engineered spinach finally caught up


TAGS: popeye
Rating: 3.73/5

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HEY BRO, - Five up top.




CATHOLIC TEST - If you see the Pope first, you are SO Catholic




OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?


TAGS: popeye olive
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - November 17, 2012, 6:44 pm

it was a one horse town


THE VATICAN BANK - Because Jesus SAVES.


TAGS: jesus vatican pope funny religion
Rating: 4.18/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:16 am
And the pope withdraws...
AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 12:49 pm
The Punisher will take of them too.
Zetmonk - May 21, 2012, 6:57 am
But does he do backups?
Verdeckt - May 19, 2012, 1:33 am
*cough* Where the Pun Is *cough*


POPE -




YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS - ...are no match for the power of the Dark Side




GERMAN POPES - It's the Brezel that rules their mind!




INFALLIBILITY -




TUMORS - I'm immune to them




checkmate atheists -


TAGS: pope
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2015, 10:34 pm
Luv a trifecta by the Lord. 5s for the last three (this one should have more)
Greeny - October 2, 2015, 7:12 pm
*5nickers*


PAPAL CONTROLS -


TAGS: popemobile excommunication ejection smokescreen
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:45 am

nice 1


COMPASSION -




JOE PESCI -




RAWDOG - Of this, the Pope doth not approve.




REFORM -


TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am
GREAT!!!
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am
Absolutely Amsome!


BREAKING NEWS!! - POPE AUDITIONS FOR TOY STORY 4.




DON'T MAKE ME - tell you again Father Murphy... I want the spaghetti-os with meatballs! The ones with wieners will freak everyone out right now.


TAGS: the pope is a bad dude and infallible
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - March 26, 2010, 6:07 pm
Nice one.
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 5:58 pm
LOL


CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...




POPEYE - You're doin' it wrong.




QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...


TAGS: pope football nfl quarterback fail owned
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
I can't BELIEVE the Cardinals traded him.


WHAT AM I? - I is disgustipated




YOU'RE FREE TO LEAVE... -




I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE POPE - you have to ring like anybody else




Religious Debate -


TAGS: rerun pope benedict miss priss
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - July 23, 2013, 7:05 am
Hey Ism, it’s a huge compliment for you to use that scene. I’ve recvd PMs from some profound creators asking permission. Nary a problem. Thank you for using it. Aaand for using rerun’s turned face, turning it forward at the punch line.
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:18 am
p.s.---my answer was not verified as an actual fact. But isn't that what the religious understand?
5150monkeylove - July 23, 2013, 6:14 am
The key is the natural speed of each species specific digestive process... 5L from someone who normally avoids that discussion altogether.
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:55 am
P.S. Greatful to everyone for being good sports about all my posters lately... I knew everyone had a good sense of humor at Motifake & I have been a fan of Everyone here before I decided to Post myself.. Its like a Close Family.. Thx for the Encouragement
Ism - July 23, 2013, 5:40 am
Thx everyone... just glad you'll enjoyed it... hope you don't mind me using the Format GaryO your wrestler poster gave me the Idea of how best to tell this Joke
MissPriss - July 23, 2013, 12:22 am
Ism...you expect anyone to really believe that? Rerun in an airport bar? Bahaha!
BobbEdwards - July 22, 2013, 9:53 pm
Luv it luv it luv it. This should be on Religifake, if it isn't already.
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:55 pm
HAH! Nice bar scene, Ism! 5L
rerun - July 22, 2013, 8:32 pm

WOW.


Rerun is Old -


TAGS: pope reran water wine caberbet
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ism - June 6, 2014, 2:00 am
ty... you are to kind
GaryO - June 4, 2014, 8:44 pm
Hey Ism, yer gettin' good at this. Nice popedge!
rerun - June 4, 2014, 7:21 pm

Imagine that, me having a drink with the Pope of Robert D.


THE POPE RESIGNS -


TAGS: pope religion god
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - February 12, 2013, 3:08 pm
It's a blasphemy if I LOL'd?... anyway, is too late...hehehe


HOLY CRAP - Oh 'scusey Cardinals. That Wing Of the Vatican is SO closed!




PROGRESS - Pope Benedict sends his message on a tablet. Moses needed two.


TAGS: pope benedict twitter
Rating: 3.89/5

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rerun - December 13, 2012, 9:02 pm

post this to religifake


SPINACH - The literal can of whoop ass




THE POPE - And now for a reading from the book of tax law. And God said, "Your government shall tax you", and it was done. Bush said, "Let me waste your taxes on war and foolishness", and it was done.




RELIGION - YOURE DOING IT WRONG


TAGS: pope
Rating: 2.25/5

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PIETY - Make sure you don't follow the wrong guy. Sometimes they cry out in pain as you masturbate to child porn.


TAGS: pope eye beams lazer
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bulgy McPackage - July 9, 2008, 6:58 pm
Awesome. love the manga style head graphic, too.


HEIL - Because the POPE was in the SS...


TAGS: pope ss
Rating: 2.15/5

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bill - October 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
i want in on that poker game


THE POPE - He is definitely hiding a secret pair of horns




POPEYE - This guy is an addict




Replenishment -


TAGS: pope children blood replenish suffer
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2016, 6:27 pm
I'll bet this is the reason he "retired". He looks so much like Emperor Palpitane!
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2016, 11:19 am
Yep, that Ghost :-)
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 8:55 am
Thanks DjeeOwe ;)
GaryO - February 18, 2016, 8:29 am
Why is h.o.t. censored, why is s.k.i.r.t. censored...why? Because Motifake is s-o-o-o-o CENSORIFIC!, that’s why..except for ‘tit’...it's special
GaryO - February 18, 2016, 8:23 am
sick enough for me to like it...good job JayDub
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 6:50 am
You mean from the band Ghost? Yeah...that's a thought LOL
Cloudy - February 18, 2016, 6:11 am
OK, why is p-h-o-t-o censored? Anyone?
Cloudy - February 18, 2016, 6:11 am
A ph**o of children and Papa Emeritus III would also work
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 1:57 am
Thanks :)
lgvernon - February 18, 2016, 1:55 am

Gahhhhhhh. Up vote for the total freak out.


crusing down the street in my '64 -


TAGS: pope straight outta rome
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:37 am
Luuuv this, TJ! 5 L!
GaryO - September 30, 2015, 8:38 am
‘Crusing’, That’d be cruising while cussing...I like it. 5L
Reality Lord - September 29, 2015, 11:07 am

and the spelling nazis say wut?


Francis, The Great and Powerful -


TAGS: pope oz francis dorothy dreams
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 13, 2016, 5:20 am
Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Pushkin - September 13, 2016, 5:19 am
Thank you so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Silverheart - September 12, 2016, 5:49 am

Terrible pun. Love it!


The best -




Jocularity -


TAGS: pope prez ha ha
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bandit5906 - September 27, 2015, 10:50 am
And the answer is?


just the tip -




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