Pope Demotivational Poster
“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price
THE EMPEROR OF CATHOLICISM - Finds your lack of faith disturbing
ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore
POPE DARTH VADER - The power of the force compels you !
I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH - disturbing.
I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH -
THE POPE - He's like a school hamster that gets replaced when the old one dies with the same name so the children won't cry.
AVE SATAN -
COME TO THE DARK SIDE - We have cookies!!
HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.
THE SPACE POPE - Better Than Your Pope In Every Conceivable Way
YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.
POPE BENEDICT AMIGO -
POPE STEPS DOWN - Men and Women are Shocked! Boys Say That They're "Touched."
BEGONE, HERETIC! - Speak, who sent you?! Judah? Buddah? Hitlah? Or that Martian alien Lady Gaga?!
POPE PALPATINE - Something something something Dark Side. Something something something Vatican...
SO HERE'S THE PLAN -
TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!
POPEYE - All those years of eating genetically engineered spinach finally caught up
HEY BRO, - Five up top.
CATHOLIC TEST - If you see the Pope first, you are SO Catholic
OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?
THE VATICAN BANK - Because Jesus SAVES.
YOUR FEEBLE SKILLS - ...are no match for the power of the Dark Side
GERMAN POPES - It's the Brezel that rules their mind!
TUMORS - I'm immune to them
checkmate atheists -
PAPAL CONTROLS -
JOE PESCI -
RAWDOG - Of this, the Pope doth not approve.
BREAKING NEWS!! - POPE AUDITIONS FOR TOY STORY 4.
DON'T MAKE ME - tell you again Father Murphy... I want the spaghetti-os with meatballs! The ones with wieners will freak everyone out right now.
CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...
POPEYE - You're doin' it wrong.
QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...
WHAT AM I? - I is disgustipated
YOU'RE FREE TO LEAVE... -
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE POPE - you have to ring like anybody else
Religious Debate -
Rerun is Old -
THE POPE RESIGNS -
HOLY CRAP - Oh 'scusey Cardinals. That Wing Of the Vatican is SO closed!
PROGRESS - Pope Benedict sends his message on a tablet. Moses needed two.
SPINACH - The literal can of whoop ass
THE POPE - And now for a reading from the book of tax law. And God said, "Your government shall tax you", and it was done. Bush said, "Let me waste your taxes on war and foolishness", and it was done.
RELIGION - YOURE DOING IT WRONG
PIETY - Make sure you don't follow the wrong guy. Sometimes they cry out in pain as you masturbate to child porn.
HEIL - Because the POPE was in the SS...
THE POPE - He is definitely hiding a secret pair of horns
POPEYE - This guy is an addict
crusing down the street in my '64 -
Francis, The Great and Powerful -
The best -
just the tip -